And Then Ohio Was All "SCREW YOU, SPRING, I WATCH GAME OF THRONES AND WINTER IS STILL COMING!!"

Happy Monday, readers!! 

Today is supposed to be my "get shit done" day around my apartment. So far, it's 11:00 in the morning and all I've done is get dressed and sit in front of my computer. So... go me! 

These past few days, Spring finally started showing itself in Ohio. On Saturday it was so sunny that me and my co-workers kept abandoning our jobs just to outside and enjoy the sunshine. They all smoked their cigarettes while I drank my coffee because, let's face it, it's not fair that my lack of a nicotine addiction prohibits me from getting to go outside too. Anyway, it was awesome. 

And then I woke up this morning.

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What the actual frack, Ohio?? I thought we were done with this bullshit. We get it. Winter happened. It was a thing. Let's all move on. 

Don't get me wrong - I love snow, but it's over. It's kind of like the end of the Return of the King. Like, it was awesome, but if this isn't the final fade to black, I'm going to scream. Stop teasing me, Mother Nature/Peter Jackson! Is it over or isn't it??? 

Gio, however, is having the time of his freaking life. I let him outside this morning and he literally ran at full speed with his face against the ground, just shoveling snowy goodness into his wolfish mouth. It's almost like he knows that this wasn't supposed to happen. He was all "OH MY GOSH, SNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER!! GOD LOVES ME!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!" while I stood inside with my coffee and muttered angrily to myself. 

This is my life, people. Unpredictable weather and a dog who runs with his face on the ground. I'd trade it for nothing. Maybe.