So yesterday my friend texted me a picture of a book that we have both been really excited about reading and it finally just came out and THE EXCITEMENT LEVEL IS HIGH, FRIENDS.
But, because it's me, there is an issue.
So APPARENTLY The Mr is annoyed because he buys really nice socks and I have always opted for really cute socks.
His are warm. Mine have narwhals on them.
His are fancy moisture-repelling socks. Mine all have holes in them.
And when we got married I was all "Yay! Free socks!"
He did not agree.
Which brings us to our next marital dispute...
I have a lot of books.
IN MY DEFENSE many of these are free because I am a bookseller and I get a lot of Advanced Reader Copies from publishers, BUT I also buy a lot of these books too. Especially if I read the ARC and then really loved it, so I want the author the get dollars and I'll buy it just to be a good fan.
Which brings us to today.
My sock drawer is full of holey socks (insert divine joke here) and my hold shelf at the bookstore is overflowing.
But what am I supposed to do? None of the fancy socks have narwhals on them... But my narwhal socks are no longer providing any level of warmth.
If only I could convince the two sock companies to join forces!
Dear Fancy Sock Makers,
I have been forced to buy your socks in order to continue my love of buying books. Normally, this would not be a problem. Your socks are fantastic in all ways but one: THERE ARE NO NARWHALS ON THEM.
While I appreciate your ability to include a wide array of colors and stripes - even polka dots! Go you! - I am saddened by the lack of cute animal patterns.
Must I really sacrifice my love of the Sea Unicorn in order to have warm feet?
Of course, it's not just narwhals that I enjoy on my socks. Puppies, sloths, and giraffes are also always welcome, just in case someone on staff has an aversion to narwhals. Although, why would you hire such a monster?
Wishing you all the best,
UPDATE: THEY RESPONDED
Thank you so much for reaching out! I too love Narwhals, what an awesome idea :) I did share your feedback with our product team, we always appreciate customer feedback! I also want to make sure you've seen our Woodland Creature socks, they do have cute animals represented on them :) https://darntough.com/collections/womens-lifestyle/products/woodland-creatures-crew-light?variant=36489076295
Thanks for being on board with us and I hope you have an awesome weekend!
Thank you for choosing Darn Tough!
And for the record, I did NOT see those woodland socks before, but it's a good thing that they exist because now I can buy books again.
Plus, I think we can all agree that if they do in fact add narwhals to their designs, I will be heralded as a True American Hero.