Something strange is happening to me... I woke up this morning with a knot in my stomach. A metaphorical one, obviously. I didn't swallow one the of the dog's rope toys or anything, don't worry. It was more a general feeling of dread, doom, and overall anxiety.
And I didn't know why.
Normally when I wake up like this it's one of four reasons:
- I've done something terrible to someone, i.e. I ate all of The Mr's cookies or I forgot a birthday or I remembered a birthday and then got that person a flock of opossums and I am only just now realizing how bad of an idea that was because my mother hates rodents.
- Someone has done something terrible to me, i.e. Someone stole all of my opossums.
- Something terrible has happened in general: Hello, 2017.
- My psychic powers have finally kicked in and something terrible is about to happen. This one is weirdly exciting and terrifying all at once.
But nothing out of the ordinary had happened this morning. (Except maybe option 4?) I don't even have a flock of opossums, so theoretically, they were all accounted for. The Mr was fine. I was fine. Everyone I knew was fine.
And that's when it dawned on me: I hadn't written in two weeks. Barely a word. I haven't even journaled.
I've never been one of those people who needs to write in order to live fully or whatever. At least, I didn't think I was, but maybe I am. All that I know is that I'm in a writing rut lately. Maybe it's because it's the height of the holiday shopping season and I work retail as my full-time day job and I'm coming home exhausted.
Actually yeah, that's probably it. I'm tired and it's the holidays and I spend a lot of time telling people what to buy for distant relatives they barely know and trying to explain that books are not for boys or girls because they are not operated by our genitals and if that's how you're reading then you're doing it wrong, but you're also really talented and I have A LOT of questions.
Either way, this isn't really a real blog post and I don't know where this is going, but I'm tired and I miss you, dear readers, so I just wanted to say hello and that I'm here and apparently not writing to you all makes my stomach turn.
I hope you're flattered.
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