That's right, people. It's Dear Diary: Greg - THE HALLOWEEN EDITION!!!! Come on, you had to have known this was coming - and if you didn't, then you are sooooo welcome, because this is the best Halloween present anyone could get.
Happy Halloween, everyone!!
Dear Diary: What do you think Greg will dress up as for Halloween?
Dear Diary: If he wears a fur coat, could he be Big Foot? Do you think we could scare woodmen?!
Dear Diary: Would he trick-or-treat?
Dear Diary: I'm on the fence about candy corn. What do you think Greg would say? I feel his opinion is vital.
Dear Diary: What if Greg and his marmoset get matching costumes! That'd be so adorable, Diary!
Dear Diary: Do you think with the right yellow accessorizing Greg could be Big Bird for Halloween? It'd be hilarious and topical!
Dear Diary: I think Greg should dress up as Captain Hook. He'd cutup and cook the crocodile, I bet.
Dear Diary: I think Greg should go as Treebeard and his marmoset could be a Hobbit!
Dear Diary: I can think of a list of video game characters, but I don't think Greg would appreciate them...
Dear Diary: Do you think Greg sends the marmoset to get candy?
Dear Diary: Can Greg train the marmoset to say "trick-or-treat?"
Dear Diary: I wish we could throw a Halloween party just to see Greg in costume...
Dear Diary: What do you think Greg's favorite candy is?
Dear Diary: Do you think Greg will carve a pumpkin this year?
Dear Diary: Should I carve a pumpkin to look like Greg? I'd give it a hat just like his!
Dear Diary: Do you think Greg would carve a different gourde just to be all cheffy? No... Greg would never be that pretentious... Would he?
Dear Diary: How can I dress up as the thing that scares me the most for Halloween when that's the thought of never seeing Greg again? Dilemma, Diary!!
Dear Diary: Maybe all three of us can sit on each other's shoulders to dress up as Greg!! One of us could even be the marmoset!!
Dear Diary: I think Greg should be a warlock.
Dear Diary: Greg isn't a warlock?
Dear Diary: What if Greg dressed up as the marmoset and the marmoset dressed up as Greg? What an adorable switcheroo, Diary!!
Dear Diary: What if they dress up as us, Diary??
Dear Diary: What if Greg was Captain Nemo and the marmoset was the giant squid? ...Or should it be the opposite?
Dear Diary: ...That might be the happiest AND creepiest day of my life.
Dear Diary: What do you think Greg's favorite Halloween movie is? I bet it's Hocus Pocus!
Dear Diary: Do you think Greg will do ghost hunting this Halloween?
Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has a real cauldron?
Dear Diary: Do you think ghosts hunt Greg?
Dear Diary: Are ghosts jealous of the living because we still get to hang out with Greg?
Dear Diary: Do you think the marmoset helps protect Greg from the ghosts?
Dear Diary: ...do you think Greg is a ghost? Is that why he won't let us take pictures of him?
Dear Diary: ...you don't think Greg is really dead, do you? Is that the reason for the suffering of humanity and the emptiness of existence? No Greg?
Dear Diary: It's all making sense now... My world is crashing down around me, Diary!!
Dear Diary: It couldn't be! His hat shines a light to all mankind, just not everyone has seen it yet!
Dear Diary: This is all getting very scary!!!!!
Dear Diary: We need to do some serious tests here. That's right: we need to call the Ghost Busters.
Dear Diary: Do you think Greg could pull of a one man interpretation of Sleepy Hollow? I'd buy a ticket.
Dear Diary: I wonder if Greg can sing?