If I Die, Blame the Cat.

This is what literally happened to me this morning when I went over to Dragon's place and laid down in his bed with his cat. Me: Your cat just tried to murder me!

Dragon (to his cat): Awww, I love yoooouuu!

Me: What??

Dragon (still to his cat): Who's a cute kitty?

Me: What the hell? Seriously! Your cat just tried to cut my throat! She went right for the jugular!

Dragon (finally talking to me now): Well, you have to be careful. You can't smother her!

Me: I wasn't! She did it when she was walking away from me on the bed. She walked calmly right over my face, and then swiftly swiped her claw across my jugular! Like a thief in the night!

Dragon (to the cat again): You're so FLUFFY!!

And that was the end of that conversation.

Pure. Evil. In the cutest form.

In other news, I'm going to Vegas this weekend, and I'll be back on Monday. I'll do my best to post throughout the trip, but if I miss a day, please don't hold it against me! I WILL be posting the first Book Review of Storm Front on Friday, February 1st, so you can look forward to that! You should also keep recommending books for me to read for March's book review! Deadline is 11:59PM on January 31st (Thursday night).