I'll Never Tell!!! ...Unless you maybe get me drunk...

A conversation with John Hamm last night: Me: John Hamm! I drunkenly ordered something on the internet last night.

John Hamm: ...seriously? What was it?

Me: I can't tell you.

John Hamm: Why would you even bring it up!??

Me: Well I just can't tell you yet because there's too many people around!

John Hamm: ...

Me: Fine *whispers purchase in John Hamm's ear*

John Hamm: ...WHY????!?

Me: Well, Jessica bought one, so then Sara bought one, so I wanted to be supportive, so I bought one.

John Hamm: ...You guys are so weird.

Me: Well, I had to tell someone and I can't very well blog about it!

John Hamm: I thought that's what you started blogging for: So you could talk about all the things that I don't want to know!

And then I laughed so hard that I wrote all of this down.


And no, you'll never know what I purchased. But feel free to guess!!