My texting conversation with Dragon yesterday: Me: Borning...
Me: Get it? My m's still sound like b's!!! :D
Me: Because I can't stop being sick!
Me: But I'm still gonna go work at a restaurant tonight! Because I'm irresponsible and need to pay rent! ;)
Dragon: What the frack are you talking about?
Me: What are YOU talking about? What part of this is not making sense to you?
Dragon: I ate skittles for breakfast.
Me: Um... that's a weird response for a number of reasons. Is that why you don't understand me? Now I'm confused...
Dragon: You're confused??
Me: Yes. I'm confused.
Dragon: My tummy hurts :(
Me: I'm sure the skittles helped.
Dragon: Don't mock me!
Update on my sickness: I'm definitely feeling better today. Thanks for all your well-wishes and stuff! You all rock :)