This morning The Mr woke me up by tossing a cardboard box onto my body. I know what you're thinking: Romance has never felt more alive.
But it was actually exciting because it was my StitchFix subscription (not an ad). A box full of cute clothes so that I can trick people into thinking I have it all together and I'm not a slob who wears the same thing every day.... although, why is that a bad thing? If I have a cool piece of clothing, why am I not hip for wearing it multiple times? Doesn't that just mean that I'm good at taking care of my clothes and responsible with my money and also kinder to the environment because I'm not buying as much stuff all the time? WHY ARE OUR SOCIAL NORMS SO WEIRD?!
Ahem. I digress.
Because while it was all "yay! Clothes!" The Mr was walking around looking all weird-like.
Me: LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AM NOW.
The Mr: Yeah, you look great, but...
Me: ....but what?
The Mr: Doesn't it strike you as odd that that box arrived... this morning?
Me: Not really, I mean, they emailed me a few days ago and were like "hey, friend, fun clothes are on their way to you, so yay!" and it seemed legit.
The Mr: Yeah, but... we went to bed at 11 last night... and the box was there this morning.
Me: Yeah... wait... I think I'm with you now.
The Mr: Yeah...
Me: So... you took the dog out before we went to bed at 11pm?
The Mr: Yeah.
Me: And there was no box on the doorstep then?
The Mr: No.
Me: And then when you got up at 7, the box was there?
The Mr: Yes.
Me: ..... SANTA DOES EXIST!!!
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