A conversation I had with a customer yesterday: Her: Emelie, are you married?
Her: Do you have anyone?
Her: Oh... why?
Me: Why am I not married? Um... that's a complica--
Her: --You're just so tall and pretty and smart...
Me: Well... I guess I've just met a lot of really short, ugly, dumb people.
five minutes later...
Her: Maybe you should start going to that New Beginnings group at your church.
Me: ...that's a support group for divorced people...
Her: Oh... well... you never know. I'm sure they'd let you in.
I just turned 24. Isn't it a little early to be having this conversation?