No. Please tell me this isn't happening already.

A conversation I had with a customer yesterday: Her: Emelie, are you married?

Me: No.

Her: Do you have anyone?


Her: Oh... why?

Me: Why am I not married? Um... that's a complica--

Her: --You're just so tall and pretty and smart...

Me: Well... I guess I've just met a lot of really short, ugly, dumb people.

five minutes later...

Her: Maybe you should start going to that New Beginnings group at your church.

Me: ...that's a support group for divorced people...

Her: Oh... well... you never know.  I'm sure they'd let you in.


just turned 24. Isn't it a little early to be having this conversation?