So Gumby is currently in Indiana, interviewing to get into Vet School, because he's smart and can apparently do whatever the heck he puts his mind to. He drove out there from Columbus, Ohio and got a hotel so that he could spend time checking out the campus and participating in other prospective student events. Honestly, I'm not really sure what he was doing because I have poor listening skills. Last night, he sent John Hamm and I this message from his hotel room:
Gumby: So far Indiana is weird... between the Chris Angel look-alike masturbating in the gas station, the one-eyed man who checked into the hotel at the same time as me, and the strange looks the front desk worker gave me when I walked to my room with a large pizza.
Me: I don't know which topic I want to know about more...
John Hamm: You should definitely go to school there.
I love my friends.