I'm not totally sure what's happening here, but I definitely don't like it.

So I walked into my bedroom last night and found this:

Obviously, I immediately took a picture and posted it on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, because frankly, I didn't want to be alone with this anymore.

So... Points to anyone who can come up with the best caption for this. Even bigger points to the person who can get me a boyfriend, because it's looking like the single life is a sad life for Emelie Samuelson.

And the Caption Contest Winner Is....

Congratulations, Kate! You won the caption contest! Here is the final product that is now for sale in the store:

I love it and I can't stop laughing at it. In fact, I'm totally buying one to hang in my bedroom because it's awesome. Kate you'll be getting your button, bumper sticker, and a little wall-hanging of your very own soon!
Thanks to everyone who participated! I got some fantastic entries that all made me laugh so hard. You guys rock! This was a great first contest!
Back to real blogging tomorrow! You won't believe what Dragon does sometimes while I'm not home....

It's a Caption Contest, Everybody!!

Good morning, readers! I've missed you all terribly since yesterday! I had this weird idea to start a caption contest.

Here are the rules: Provide a caption for the photo provided. The winner will receive an Awkwardly Alive and Pleasantly Peculiar Button and Bumper Sticker!! Plus, I'll turn the winning photo and caption into a bit of merchandise for the store as well, which you will also receive!!

I know you want to do this. Don't even argue.

Okay, ready? Here's the photo:


Have fun!!

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