If someone steals this idea, I will be pissed. Or honored. I'm not sure which.

A text exchange I recently had with my boyfriend during my lunch break: Me: So this is a weird thing: I keep feeling slightly sick... But only at work...

Boyfriend: Well that is an interesting mystery.

Me: Right? My throat starts to get all sore and stuff.

Boyfriend: Wait, wasn’t there a problem with the heater? Did that get fixed?

Me: Yeah, it's working now.

Boyfriend: Well I wonder if that has anything to do with the air quality of the shop since it is effecting your throat.

Boyfriend: affecting?

Boyfriend: stupid grammar…

Boyfriend:  poutemoji apparently this is the pouting face according to Apple… I disagree.

Me: That is a face of fury. Who pouts like that?

Boyfriend: I know! Silly Apple...

Me: We should write them a strongly worded letter.

Me: Using only emojis.

Me: And then we'll see if they can decipher it correctly.

Me: And when they don't, we'll just be like poutemoji

Boyfriend: I like this plan.

Me: And then we can fork their lawn.

Boyfriend: We are going to need a lot of forks for Apple’s lawn, but that would be epicly amazing.

Me: Wouldn't it?!? We could wear all black and do it in the middle of the night!

Me: I think it would be fun to break into major places like that and shut down their security systems all Ocean's 11-like just for the sake of doing weird pranks.

Me: Can we be that couple?

Boyfriend: Of course we can!

Boyfriend: But we should wear mock turtlenecks and blue jeans as a sign of respect to Steve Jobs.

Me: This is why I like you.

Guys. Guys. Guys... I Need Your Help.

Okay, folks. I got an iPhone 4. Yes, I know I'm behind the times, but I'm also poor, so stop judging me.

The questions is this....

What case do I get? Dragon had bought me all those heavy duty you-can-spike-this-phone-like-a-football-without-hurting-it cases after I shattered the screen on my first iPhone, but those cases only fit the iPhone 3. So....

This is where you come in!

If I promise to be more careful, then I think I can handle something cute. Obviously, my mind went straight to this:


Answer: The Internet. Duh.

So then when I got to the Internet, I was all "HOLY CRAP THERE ARE SO MANY!!!" And that's when I decided to make you guys make the decision for me. Suckas!

So now you get to vote on which iPhone case I'm going to get. Don't worry, I've narrowed it down to just 3.

Choose wisely.... I'm depending on you people to keep me adorably nerdy. I'll tally up the votes on Monday!

Option 1


Option 3

Help me out here, people. You know you want to.

Feel free to send me other ones that you think are better, too!

And hey, what the heck should I read next? Tell me on the Book Reviews page!

Happy Saturday!