I'm not totally sure what's happening here, but I definitely don't like it.

So I walked into my bedroom last night and found this:

Obviously, I immediately took a picture and posted it on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, because frankly, I didn't want to be alone with this anymore.

So... Points to anyone who can come up with the best caption for this. Even bigger points to the person who can get me a boyfriend, because it's looking like the single life is a sad life for Emelie Samuelson.