So... I'm a nerd. WHAAAAAT? I know. Shocking, what with all the times that I've told you to watch Battlestar Galactica and Doctor Who... or made you vote on which Harry Potter phone case I should buy... you never saw this whole nerd thing coming.
But it's true, duckies. Underneath my super trendy exterior... I'm a nerd.
Which is why it's weird that I went to a baseball game yesterday with my other nerd friends.
Okay, so let me explain how we even found ourselves here:
My one friend is moving away this week, and as a going away gift, someone in his office game him four tickets to the game. They weren't just four tickets, though. They were club seats.
So, I knew that this was nice, but I didn't totally grasp how awesome it was until I was getting my wristband from a security guard as she said "Everything except the alcohol is free. Enjoy the game!"
Yeah, that's right, fellow nerds, FREE FOOD AND DRINKS ALL AROUND. We immediately devised a plan: To collectively eat at least $250 worth of food, which in a stadium should not be that difficult, let's be honest.
This is basically how my day went: Nachos. Baseball. Pretzel. Baseball. Pizza. Baseball. Snowcones. Baseball. Peanuts! Baseball. Ice Cream. Baseball. More nachos. More baseball. Rinse and repeat.
It was glorious.
And then we went out for dinner.
Which is why I'm a champion. A very nerdy champion.
After all that, we went home and played actual nerdy board games to reground ourselves. This was especially awesome, because in this particular game I was a Cyber Bunny who earned the title of the "Even Bigger Canabalistic Urbavore Eater of the Dead," which in my opinion is way cooler than "Pitcher."
Also, go buy and play King of Tokyo. Right now. It's like Yatzee, but with monsters. In Tokyo.