I expect puppies and other updates.

A conversation I had with my Bestbian/maid of honor yesterday:

So... I think I'm on the right track here, right? Are my expectations too high?

In other news, it is June now, which means that my first ever Awkward Ambassadors have just gotten their first rewards for backing me on Patreon and I had so much fun putting them together. In fact, I had so much fun that I'm thinking about upping my game and including some other stuff for Patreon backers... maybe a weekly exclusive vlog? What are your thoughts?

Even if you don't back me on Patreon, you still get to partake in some of the benefits! For example, right now I'm asking for suggestions for which charity I should donate 10% of this month's earnings toward. If you have ideas, head over to the Patreon page now and let me know!

Oh! And I have fun news for you gaming nerds: Fiancé just went nuts and bought a ridiculous amount of streaming and recording equipment so that we can Twitch stream with a little bit more professionality. Tonight. So, if you're like us and you're not going out on a Friday night, stay home and watch us try and maintain a healthy and loving relationship while playing videogames together! Watch my twitter account for more details.

Okay, I think that's all for now! Sorry this isn't so much of a real post as it is just a deluge of information, but... wedding brain? TWO WEEKS! AH!


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My brain is mush... or a delirious rant about being sick.

I've been sick all week, which has been only sort of fun, and by that I mean absolutely no fun at all. I mean, I had coffee for the first time all week yesterday. Yesterday was Thursday. I WENT FOUR DAYS WITHOUT COFFEE AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?

I may never know the answer to that question.

At one point, I was sick on the couch with a sore throat, and coughing and whatnot, Fiancé was also coughing, but not as badly as me, and then Gio just started puking. How? Why? What even?

But now we're all on the mend and everything is just fine and I'm drinking coffee again and we can all STOP PANICKING.

Okay, it's possible that I'm still hopped up on cold medicine. I don't know.

Also, it's summer now. Should colds even still be happening? Isn't it called a cold because you get it when it's really cold outside? It was 95 degrees outside yesterday and all of a sudden I have the cold of all colds. This is unreasonable.

Anyway, here is a list of things that I did/watched while sick and my thoughts on those things:

  • Outlander - Ooo lala, the Scottish steaminess is nice. Fiancé and I started watching this because we're going to Scotland on our honeymoon and we were like "this will get us excited!" and now we're obsessed. Plus, there's nothing like being at your least attractive level of attractiveness and watching something incredibly romantic. Yeeeeaaaaah buddy.
  • Family Tree - I adore Chris O'Dowd. Everything he does is just oddly delightful. I highly recommend. Plus, there's a grown woman who talks through a monkey puppet and Fiancé pointed out that I do the exact same thing with our dog, so... self-esteem points have definitely been gained.
  •  Must Love Dogs - oh my gosh, this movie has almost nothing to do with loving dogs. NEITHER ONE OF THESE PEOPLE EVEN OWNS A DOG, THEY JUST BORROW SOMEONE ELSE'S DOG. THAT'S IT. It should just be called Must Love Someone Else's Dog.
  • Critical Role - Because obviously. Fiancé and I have been watching a lot of Twitch Streams lately and I think I'm finally starting to understand why sports fans watch sports things. Oh! Fiancé and I have also been toying with starting a Twitch channel where we play games together. Interested? Tell me in the comments below!

And that's all I can remember right now.... what do you like to watch when you're sick? Why do you think colds strike in the heat? How long has it been since you've had coffee?

Have a great day, friends!


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