What? It's not Friday, but HEY I'M BACK!! With NEEEEEWWWWWSSSS

Hi! Hey! Hello! I've returned from my honeymoon and I am now a wife! I have a husband! I'm a spouse! whaaaaaaat. Go check out the Instagram for photos and stuff.

I know. It's crazy and ridiculous and we're all concerned, but at the same time it's wonderful and amazing and everyone is super happy, so it's good stuff people, it's good stuff.

Speaking of the fact that I'm married now, Fiancé can no longer be called Fiancé because he isn't a Fiancé anymore, so I took to twitter and I asked for your help:

 

So it's official. Fiancé is now "The Mr," which I love and it sounds like he's a Doctor Who villain's cousin or something. I thought about going long-form and calling him "The Mister," but that made me think of those misting fans that they place in amusement park lines to keep people refreshed and happy and cool, and while The Mr does keep me refreshed and happy and cool, it just seemed like a strange version of objectification.

Before I continue, I want to give a massive thank you to all of my guest posts!! Weren't they amazing? THANK YOU all for keeping Awkwardly Alive, well... alive while I was away. You are wonderful. If you, dear readers, haven't gone and checked out my guest posters' work, please do so immediately. They are all amazing.

In other news, I've given a lot of thought to the blog and its future and I have fun news! First of all, I'm upping the frequency. I will now be posting twice a week (Mondays and Fridays), which I hope is a good thing. Second of all, if you support the blog on Patreon, your perks are about to get way better (I think?), but want your input: What perks would you prefer on Patreon? Right now, all the perks that are listed apply, plus I'm adding weekly vlog posts where I ramble at you on video exclusively for Patreon supporters, but if you have ideas that I'm not doing, I want to hear from you in the comments below. My goal is to build community and get to know each other better, and ultimately, I want to make you happy, so hit me with your suggestions!

Alright, I think that's all I have for you right now, blog followers. I love you. Thanks for handling my rambles.


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Did someone say coffee?

Okay, so I haven't abandoned you all. I know what it looks like, but it's not true!! My web designer, Jackie Chan, is helping me come redesign the blog and make it look much nicer for you all. That's right. WE'RE UPGRADING, DUCKIES.

I also took this week to kind of figure out my life as I'm getting ready to move in EXACTLY ONE WEEK.

It's true. Gio and I are moving to the middle of nowhere (aka, Stars Hollow, CT) to start a new life together as The Gilmore Girls. He'll be Rory and I'll be Lorelai, and we'll have such a grand life as the town's quirky duo, with all of our romantic mishaps, and our strong addiction to coffee. Okay, to be fair, Gio doesn't drink coffee, because the last thing that dog needs is coffee, but I drink enough for the both of us, and that's just fine, because coffee is what makes me perky and adorable all the time, SO STOP JUDGING ME, GUYS.

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Anyway... This post was supposed to be all about how I'm not abandoning you... and then it turned into a defense of coffee rant. Because logic.