So, Lemon's birthday was last week and to celebrate she hosted a movie marathon of all Emilio Estevez films - a.k.a The Estevez Festevez (Cougar Town fans should appreciate). This spurred on a two-day span of Lemon, John Hamm, and I trying to come up with the best Estevez puns... Or...
The Estevez Contesteves
Emilio Esetevez gets first place: Emilio Bestevez!
Emilio Estevez sponsors a cancer foundation/Stars in a really weird porno: Emilio Breastevez!
Emilio Estevez takes an afternoon nap in Mexico: Emilio Siestavez!
Emilio Estevez parties in Mexico: Emilio Fiestavez!
Emilio Estevez gets accused of sexual harassment: Emilio Molestevez... :(
Emilio Estevez doesn't approve of animal testing and takes to the street to voice his concerns: Emilio Protestevez
Emilio Estevez does an ad for oral hygiene in support of his new toothpaste: Emilio Crestevez
Emilio Estevez does one-man enactments of Shakespeare plays: Emilio Tempestevez!
Emilio Estevez goes searching for lost treasures: The Estevez Questevez
Emilio Estevez gives sound advice on stocks and bonds: The Estevez Investevez
Emilio Estevez spends a day clowning around the Queen's courts: Emilio Jestervez!
Emilio Estevez rapidly multiplies and becomes destructive: Estevez Infestevez
Emilio Estevez kisses his brother, Charlie Sheen: Emilio Incestevez... :(
Spanish Estevez has an existential crisis: Estevez Que Es-tavez...?
Emilio Estevez hosts a COPS-like show: Estavez Arrestavez!
Emilio Estevez becomes a minister: Emilio Blessedevez
Emilio Estevez releases a tutorial on coups: The Estevez Unrestevez
Emilio Estevez sponsors Activia: Emilio Digestivez
Emilio Estevez begins co-hosting E! Red Carpet: The Estevez Seacrestevez!
They're all winners in my mind. And yes, Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez really are brothers. Wikipedia that shit.
Tune in next week for the Rob Lowe-down Showdown! Feel free to contribute your own!