Sorry for being lame and not blogging yesterday... or Saturday... I know you all must have thought that I hated you and resented you all for something, but stop being so desperate, Duckies! Have faith in my love for you! I could say that I just needed some "me time", but that's not even the case. My two day blogging silence was the result of two things: Exhaustion and Nothing to Write About.
The exhaustion came from a weekend full of late nights (like 4AM late) and NO, IT DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH 4/20. GOSH.
Seriously, though, I don't smoke, much to the disappointment of many a friend, but I do drink a lot of wine, so it all works out. That sentence had way too many commas.
Gosh, Emelie. What the heck is the point of this post? What ever happened to that Chicken that you wanted? Is that Robin still slamming into your window every morning??
Answers: Jay-Z is still not for sale. :( That Robin? Holy frack. I think this is the first time I've ever actually wished harm upon an animal.
I've tried everything!! I put up decorations in the windows - which included Jane Austen postcards and my collection of vinyl records - but nothing helped. The bird just thought "SCREW YOUR LITERARY POSTCARDS! I HATE FRANK SINATRA AND ARETHA FRANKLIN!!! WHY THE HECK DO YOU OWN THE COMPLETE SOUNDTRACK TO SHAFT ON VINYL???"
And all I could do was to yell back "STOP ATTACKING MY HOUSE - AND THAT SOUNDTRACK WAS A GIFT!!!"
Needless to say, my mornings have been eventful.
Anyway, Duckies... How was your weekend?