A conversation I had with John Hamm the other day via text. I think It's important to note the time of day. It wasn't even noon yet. JH: Two things: One, check Twitter. Two: You're welcome.
Me: One: I just saw it. Two: Thank you. Three: Come to the book shop. We have a really awesome graphic novelist here at 1:00.
JH: Hmmm... maybe. I have yet to change out of my yoga pants and go buy Citron Vodka.
JH: And shower. That too.
Me: Okay. He's here until 3.
JH: Okay. I love that "buy vodka" is at the top of my to-do list and this is a normal conversation for us.
Me: ...Is that not normal for other people?
JH: If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.