So, my best friend, who has decided to go by the pseudonym "John Hamm" on this blog (so as to avoid any Internet association with me) texted me this video just now:
Me: Oh my gosh. So cute.
JH: He's growling at me now!
Me: Haha! I love him.
JH: I think I'm gonna turn on the air conditioner and show him what's up.
Me: No! That's so mean!!
JH: I think he tried to attack me through the window... It was kind of adorable, but totally fruitless.
Me: Awww. What a cutie! Name?
JH: Haven't thought of one... But "Snape"* talks to the squirrels like they're outdoor kitty cats, so maybe I should pick one.
Me: I think so... Neville? Or Seamus? Seamus was pretty squirrelly.... and he always caught on fire.
JH: Maybe Gerald. But I think I name everything Gerald.
Me: Ha. Gerald...
JH: Maybe Starbuck. Because it started of cute and then it got really annoying...
*"Snape" is "John Hamm's" boyfriend. He really does look and sort of talk like Snape. It's uncanny and a little disturbing.