A conversation with John Hamm last night: Me: John Hamm! I drunkenly ordered something on the internet last night.
John Hamm: ...seriously? What was it?
Me: I can't tell you.
John Hamm: Why would you even bring it up!??
Me: Well I just can't tell you yet because there's too many people around!
John Hamm: ...
Me: Fine *whispers purchase in John Hamm's ear*
John Hamm: ...WHY????!?
Me: Well, Jessica bought one, so then Sara bought one, so I wanted to be supportive, so I bought one.
John Hamm: ...You guys are so weird.
Me: Well, I had to tell someone and I can't very well blog about it!
John Hamm: I thought that's what you started blogging for: So you could talk about all the things that I don't want to know!
And then I laughed so hard that I wrote all of this down.
And no, you'll never know what I purchased. But feel free to guess!!