JENNY LAWSON, WE FOUND BEYONCE'S BROTHER!!!

This is what I woke up to yesterday: John Hamm: THIS COULD BE OUR LIFE:

 

giantchicken

 

Me: OH. MY. GOSH. Is that the same one Jenny Lawson has??? WE SHOULD BUY IT FOR GUMBY'S BIRTHDAY!

John Hamm: Haha yes! I couldn't find a price tag, though!

Me: COST MEANS NOTHING. WE MUST HAVE HIM!!! IT'S BEYONCE'S BROTHER!!!

All in favor of me acquiring this amazing creature? John Hamm needs more convincing, which I think is ridiculous.