Moses Parted The Red Sea So That The Little Mermaid Could Strip... To Pay Her Way Through College... Obviously.

So, um... This exists

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Duckies... this is an abandoned underwater strip club.

It's location? The Red Sea.

Whaaaaaat??? I know! Moses parted the red sea, helped his people out of Egypt, and now Ariel is stripping there. Or she was. Now that it's been abandoned, I'm assuming that it's the current meeting spot for many a drug deal between Flounder and his gang members.

I have so many questions, though! Like... did the strippers dress up like mermaids? If so, what did those pole tricks look like? Did they shed their fins to reveal Starfish-shaped undergarments? I'm assuming they all wore seashell bras...

Or were they dressed like scuba divers? That strip show would take a while... Have you ever tried to shed a scuba suit? Me neither, but I imagine that it takes some effort.

And how was the food? Was it all seafood or were they serving burgers? I imagine that almost everything was nautical in some way or another....

Did people protest this establishment? Were they picketing outside the windows in scuba suits with signs? Hopefully they didn't try and chant...

Did they have a phone line? Could you call and make reservations? How was the wi-fi connection?

Can you imagine if a bar brawl broke out? What if they broke a window? Imagine the headlines...

How does one get down there? Submarine? Scuba diving?

HOW HAS A BOND MOVIE NOT USED THIS LOCATION????

And why was it abandoned? Did something tragic happen? Did a mermaid freak out and kill everyone? I'm assuming that someone found mermaids, captured them, and kept them here for awful strip shows.

WHAT IF THE WHOLE PLACE IS RUN BY MERMAIDS? What if it was never owned by humans at all?? What if this is the last surviving building from Atlantis?? Those perverts...

Anyway... what do you guys think?