We're Always Ready for a Good Time. Obviously.

A conversation I had with John Hamm the other day via text. I think It's important to note the time of day. It wasn't even noon yet.  JH: Two things: One, check Twitter. Two: You're welcome.

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Me: One: I just saw it. Two: Thank you. Three: Come to the book shop. We have a really awesome graphic novelist here at 1:00.

JH: Hmmm... maybe. I have yet to change out of my yoga pants and go buy Citron Vodka.

JH: And shower. That too.

Me: Okay. He's here until 3.

JH: Okay. I love that "buy vodka" is at the top of my to-do list and this is a normal conversation for us.

Me: ...Is that not normal for other people?

JH: If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.